Most self help advice makes me want to eye roll myself into vertigo. It is all the same and definitely not meant for busy mamas. SO let’s get real. Here are the ones that make the biggest difference to my life that don’t require any extra time in my over taxed day.
Read MoreCherish them elicits an internal boomerang of a polite smile with fuck you eyes. Yes, of course I cherish my children. They are laced into the DNA of my everything. And yes, of course I know (I know) I will miss these times. But my everything is about ready to bottom out if someone doesn’t...
Read MoreI called him and asked him to meet me at our spot. For months I had been dreading this conversation. The deep, dark, down twisty maybe it would be easier if I was dead kinda talk.
Read MoreI hate New Year's Resolutions. Just wanna dry heave my eyeball out at the thought of writing down another “goal”. In the past, I always picked something that I would whip myself into shape for to beat myself into a better me. It never worked. Ever.
Read MoreThere is a subtle but potent shift in this question that directs you into the seat of your power and opens you up to the heart of another.
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You are still my kittens and fixing the hurt and holding your pain is done wrapped in my arms with whispers of dreams and stars. But I’m already thinking about how to prepare you for the days when the world does not see all of your perfection and the hurt is greater than you are willing to share and your pain is screamed in silence.
Read MoreHello:
Paleo Pushover, Need A Cleanse Do Over, Whole30 Master of None.
Welcome My:
Low Carb White Knuckler, Diet Shake Guzzler, Ate All Your Points By 9.
You know what happens when you have a lot of self doubt and no self worth?
You date some real duds. And sometime those duds aren’t really duds. The are landmines that start to scare the be-jezuz out of you.
Read MoreIt's really all about the gratitude. The fastest way to ease the pain and reduce the friction. Gratitude. The fastest way to increase the speed, rock your socks off with an OH MY GOD...
Gratitude. The lube for life.
Read MoreBefore you can learn of love you must begin with pleasure.
Pleasure is the gateway to your power, the bridge to your soul and the initiation rites into self love as a woman.
I have heard your calling. But I was too afraid to listen.
The lull of your music. Beating from the womb of Love
Her voice, your voice, too timid to use my voice
I lied.
A big fat fucking lie.
If I could have been honest I would have. Maybe.
But I couldn’t, so I didn’t because... no one calls in FAT.
I couldn’t speed dial my superior to say
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It was a very big deal and she was very scared. There was no amount of bribery through friend making, fun having, adventures awaiting or snack partaking that was going to make it better. So, I met her where she was at.
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It’s rich. It’s bold. A touch of class, wrapped in gold. Or the down and dirty give it to me now type: I like them both. In my man, my chocolate and my scotch.
#2
Music with a beat. Music that makes me move. Music that starts with some heat and finishes in a groove.
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It was a long distance relationship. Which just for the record - is not real life dating. Long distance dating is that new relationship kinda high - but on steroids - which eventually fizzles your nuts.
Read MoreMy Dad is a feminist. Now, don’t go telling him I called him that on the inter-webs. We’ve never officially talked about me labeling him one of my two favorite F words. But. Growing up we did lots of talking about how I can do anything that a boy can do. And there was always the slight hint that I might be able to do it even better.
(what’s a dad of three girls to do... eh?)
Read MoreDo you know what it feels like when someone takes care of you? Love.
Do you know what it feels like when someone listens to you? Love.
Do you know what it feels like when someone is present with you? Love.
Do you know what it feels like when you do these things for yourself?
Read MoreGod bless vanity and my fat ass.
For this is how I found love that will always last.
Through the thick and thin of my ever changing size
I found Light behind the ego’s disguise.
Whoa. That is A LOT of rhyming.
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